13 July 2009 @ 07:39 pm
Willow drops myself and Chris off in front of Borders. I timed things too early, but I'm sort of glad it's kickin' in. Chris heads inside but my trajectory (orbit?) puts me next door. I'm loudly and enthusiastically greeted and I hope I didn't leap a foot in the air. I turn a corner with a Gainsbarre stagger, propping myself up by leaning on a pyramid-studded Judas Priest box set. The haze meant any lucid lascivious thoughts could wait til later. I wanted to enjoy this. I can get 'First Band on the Moon' for a dollar in Kutztown probably, I don't need to pay $3.99 for it here. That new Yeah Yeah Yeahs single is playing, and that new Yeah Yeah Yeahs single is actually on CD for $1.99. Easy buy. I raffle through the used 'B's and later find the copy of 'The Red Shoes' I saw a few weeks before properly filed under Bush comma Kate. The cashier tries to sweettalk me into their membership thing again and I take the little information pamphlet to feign interest the best I can. She says something about how I got two used CDs and if I buy a 3rd I get a 4th for free, but I remind her the YYY's single is new and afterward it occurs to me she might have been trying to cut me some awkward deal. I meet up with Chris and he's raving over the coffee. I should've seen whether they considered Lürzel's Archive a magazine or book - I could've used my coupon. I grab this one stupid nightlife paper on the way out. I chalk it up to a buzz-addled compromise, neglecting to remember things like this remind me of the most cloying 'why' of leaving. I want to believe that escape is more than delay ("...til they catch up with you again," my pessimism reminds me). I have to remember: As much as I need to keep certain memories at a distance, I can't forget to take the long way around to return to sweet parts. I check my reflection and I look vaguely unfamiliar, but almost daring? The things I love that don't make sense - the jagged, minor affronts that I can brush off effortlessly are footsteps on fresh ground. Soon enough it's time to leave for Marietta. The novelty of 2 Hyped Brothers & A Dog has worn off somewhat and we end up with something else on most of the way up route 30.

We mill about the former Sultzbach-Reinhart house a while. I give Ray and Emily a mix cd they'll either not listen to or hate and after Willow and Joan are done catching up, we walk toward McCleary's. The reservation will take a little while. A new face approximates an appropriate hybrid - that doesn't happen too often, and it seems to only occur to me. The rain acts like some vague fence around the front porch of the pub. If the light falls just right, the Marietta I loved isn't dead. To keep my mind off of it I take a photo of the steel structure over the railway. I needed to change the wallpaper on my phone cos that was May and May is dead. I keep hoping no one inside hears the conversation outside, and Ray inevitably comes back to the idea of the staff supposedly hating him. We're in limbo so long that I can't remember the walk inside. I remember marvelling over the patio roof I never noticed, I remember thinking the waitress we have tonight is cuter than I remember, I remember I need to hurry up and decide what drink I'm ordering. The wine pairings on the menu catch my eye and a couple of 'dare I?'s flit back and forth in my head but I give it all a miss. I order a bottle of nearly-on-tap-but-not-quite Fat Dog. It starts to bridge the seemingly neverending 'Point A to Point B', but it's richer than I'd hoped. The food arrives after a while and the smooth, Boca-esque edges of the patty lend it an appealing appearance. I'd take 'oddly formed' over 'grain-heavy' any day. Heading back to the house is done in two groups - Me + Kish in his car (cos he needed directions), everyone else walks.

We all expected the Kish/McKeeby marriage to last forever, but it looks like they'll be filing the papers soon. They keep at it, arguing in circles so much that when I peek my head above water, it surprisingly doesn't sound like a train crash of synonyms and redundancy. It almost sounds as if each is paying attention to what the other is saying. I feel absolutely nothing. Ali and Willow join in. I feel absolutely nothing. It dawns on me that I'm too drunk and the room is too loud for me to keep from reading the same two sentences of 'A Fistful of Gitanes' over and over again. I try to get it together. The 'absolutely nothing' I'm feeling turns into impatience. It looks like nothing except leaving the room will let me regain my focus, but I don't want it to seem like Mr. Misunderstood's comfort's been breached. I don't want my mistaken intentions to give anyone unearned satisfaction for the second month in a row. The storm passes thanks to cupcakes and beer - various conversations flow. At some point the ladies turn to me sort of smiling and Ali says something about how they're talking about me as if I'm a celebrity but I'm right here in the room. I react reflexively humble and a Bertrand Russell quote I can't quite remember lurks in the shadows of the room next to the kitchen.

At some point the flavour of distraction is YouTube and various unfortunate news blunders. Half these people probably died, but we like to think not. Loading entails finding reception in that room next to the kitchen, then returning with an armful of cached gold. At some point either this will get boring or I'll take too long finding QVC ladder mishaps. The screen goes black and I realise on returning to the side room I didn't bring the charger. If I'd only have the brains to have grabbed it I wouldn't have risked a grinding halt. I take a deep breath and walk to the next room to collect it with no awkwardness whatsoever and somehow succeed. I don't know who I'm trying to placate. I don't know if this is my job now. I think "Don't be sorry, just be happy" and the Black Dog leaves my periphery a little while longer. After long, Willow and I think it's getting pretty late. When you can figure that out without looking at the time, it's definite. I direct us back to route 72 and prompty pass out.

By the time I come to in Quentin, it's as if The Voice of Frank Ski is attacking me. Chris isn't doing much better.
 
 
12 July 2009 @ 06:33 pm
the week of multiple kicks while down.
 
 
10 July 2009 @ 11:07 am
(1) $141 in overdraft fees
(2) sent wrong cd from some dude - paid $18 for 3-disc version of bowie's 'black tie white noise', rec'd shitty single-disc version from 1993.
(3) need to be at work in an hour
(4) renewing driver's licence online requires printer (i don't have one)
(5) great day so far
 
 
06 July 2009 @ 01:13 am
the week of yellow lights.
 
 
02 July 2009 @ 11:24 am
movies i want to see in theatres:
(1) moon
(2) telstar

movies i want to see on DVD
(1) solaris
(2) visitor q
(3) 30 century man

listening to: bowie - outside
reading: stuff on the making of outside
 
 
29 June 2009 @ 09:49 pm
(1) i guess i have a new rehearsal space as of saturday?
(2) there is an AWESOME Q+A w/ butch vig going on here: http://www.gearslutz.com/board/q-butch-vig/

interesting: the masters for the first garbage album have been lost - the songs had to be reassembled from safety backups for the absolute garbage cd, hence some little differences here and there.
 
 
28 June 2009 @ 10:56 pm
after jimmy's incessant 'street teaming' today (which amounts to us drinking, him yelling 'brianshoop.com' and pointing at me, and then drinking more) i guess i'd better tidy the thing up. it still looks like the EP i abandoned a year ago. zonk.

HAPPENING NOW:
(jimmy stubs toe)
jimmy: get this fucking table away from me.
chris: somebody get old man river a diaper.
jimmy: god, fuck. mother fuck. my toes are fucking done. fucking deathtrap. fucking table....aw god damn dude, i kicked the fuhh.... uhhh.... ow. fucking karl malone.
chris: jimmy's already hammered. again.
jimmy: round two.
chris: more like round seven.
jimmy: what is that noise, is that just like, the crowd?
chris: yeah, they have all these crazy horns.
jimmy: fucking orioles, c'mon! [note: they're watching a soccer game.]

EDIT:
jimmy: launch it!
chris: nice shot, you turd. yo, júlio césar sucks.
 
 
28 June 2009 @ 12:53 am
the week noir.
 
 
24 June 2009 @ 02:24 am
i have this idea, and i'm not sure if it's any good... or if it's brilliant and what's WORSE is i don't know if it's the kind of idea i keep close to my chest or the kind of idea where i should ask one or two people for some behind-the-scenes advice in terms of what to do. so i just sit here listening to the end credits music to 'apocalypse now' on repeat and i will keep my mouth shut for tonight.
 
 
20 June 2009 @ 02:05 am
the week in search of a home.
 
 
18 June 2009 @ 11:01 pm
so it's like this:
june 6th: reservation @ lodge fucked. i go out with willow and piper. run mouth on a twist n' shout @ the yellow submarine. sink cash into weirdo crap at vertigo (placebo special k 12", various pieces of republica/ace of base 12" horseshit), piper buys shoes like 5 seconds after going into the shoe store... i forget what i do. we wind up at the pagoda, oohing/aahing. back at 4th ave we watch SNL (?!) and then i try to sleep. fail.

june 7th-13th: eagles mere. i blast the best of gwen stefani's solo career and several TMBG/QOTSA/beasties cuts on willow's ipod in the car. highlight of the lodger era being GOING TO A MALL, buying the new issue of Q (NOEL: "I DON'T LIKE LIAM.") and seeing 'the hangover' again (later find out it's a prosthesis, not galifianakis's actual donger). uhhh. friday = entire bottle of pinot noir and my weight in coffee = wig out. feverish phone calls saturday morning. stammering. full-on colonel kurtz shit. tarkovsky infection. captain murphy from sealab as new killer christ. dragged home sunday. ON THE REV/VEGA TIP ALL NIGHT. NO FUCKIN' SHIT.

june 14th: this is monday? epic highlight being a trip to kutztown with ali, leah and mikey b. it's an honour and i'm not kidding. dipped my toes into ladytron and unkle and whatever else i forget. RAN MOUTH ON SALAD AND BROOKLYN BROWN ALE. went to rita's for coconut vanilla mouth party. something about ratfink leaves everyone breathless.

june 15th: wound up in lancaster doing whatever for whatever. i forget. this day was like a blowout kinda thing. i'm allowed a fuckup i guess? I WOUND UP IN SPRING HILL ACRES BLASTING 'VIEW TO A KILL'. that ruled.

june 16th: woke up at 2pm seriously. or something. beg for a night. wind up meeting up with kat @ her new house and i did my makeup expertly for the first time in centuries?!!? nocturne starts out like a joyride and turns into typical collapsar jive on my part (sleeping in kat's car at some point? left side of jaw explodes). long drug discussion in car. ride back somehow quicker? i go to superGIANT and get a bagel while still rocking gnar-gnar eye makeup and glitter everywhere. get to bed at 530am. womp. set alarm for 930am for ebay auction i lose.

june 17th (that was today): somehow track down this one early iamx bootleg where he does a new version of 'sick'! it's sick! WAIT HERE IT IS: BOOM. start ganking IPS stems and asking murray if he wants to remix something. no reply. i nearly died. i nearly died. i nearly died. no, not really. got a $60 pop filter. right now i'm hammered and back on that duran. 3 days left on paid vaca(y). you can pick the spelling. y or no y.
 
 
14 June 2009 @ 10:10 pm
the week the wild won.
 
 
06 June 2009 @ 12:53 am
the week of spinning plates.
 
 
31 May 2009 @ 06:50 pm
do you have any idea how hard it is to find a turkish coffeehouse? c'mon.
trying to get the display issue solved on the s1000 is an imposition too.
every time i do an entry this insubstantial i want to switch the computer off and run out of the house screaming. wretched.
 
 
31 May 2009 @ 12:52 am
the week of el pollo sin cabeza.
 
 
25 May 2009 @ 11:26 am
the week the gears slowly and finally creaked into motion.
 
 
17 May 2009 @ 10:42 pm
(1) i miss bumming around the living room listening to heave and playing jet set radio. that was like 5 years ago, womp womp.
(3) if you go to google.com and type 'google.com' into the box and click 'i'm feeling lucky' it takes you to google.
(4) what happened to two
 
 
17 May 2009 @ 02:24 am
the week of total carnage.
 
 
12 May 2009 @ 11:19 am
the week out of phase.
 
 
06 May 2009 @ 05:10 pm
at the behest of one (1) jonny, i will be doing frequent rambles about records, etc. in turn, i will be labelling/tagging/whatevering entries accordingly and making them easy to get to via the dotcom. or something.

EDIT: may i add i am really really antsy waiting for 'kingdom of welcome addiction' to ship. it should be ANY SECOND NOW. shoudl've already happened today. dammit.